May 2013
mrg-sroom:
I think it would interest you to know that this guy
Is also this guy
And also does the voice of this guy
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
lizthefangirl:
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT
suprassnapbacksandtanks:
pluto-was-real:
monilip:
samandriel:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either
I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life
I swear everyone on this site is high.
doctorbaggins:
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
fractiousdebutante:
your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared
“Ideally, what should be said to every child, repeatedly, throughout his or her...”
– Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook (via creatingaquietmind)
wo-nderland:
groovymuttations:
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
angel-kink:
supermattural:
dear season 9,
human cas waking up from a nap to find dean sitting next to him watching him like “yeah see its creepy isnt it?”
sincerely,
the entire fandom
So I tweeted a link of this post to Jim Michaels and Robbie Thompson and…
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
when people seriously compliment me it’s like wow are you being for real like god bless you and your family and I hope all your dreams come true amen
